Before He Cheats

You have probably heard this song before. It's one by the "American Idol" Carrie Underwood. I don't like country music but some of it is funny to listen to on the way home from a race or some other situation when you are in L.A. (Lower Alabama). I have a problem with this song. He are some examples of the lyrics.

"he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey..."

Yeah just want you want to bring home to mom. A girl that can shoot whiskey!

"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires..."

Holy Cow! This is illegal! You can't go around doing things like this and to top if off she carved her name in his leather seats! That's just not smart. Talk about incriminating evidence. And all this talk about cheating. Were they married? Maybe he was tired of her crazy attitude and was trying to get away! If she had done any of this stuff to my truck...well I hope she has a good attorney because I am pressing charges! Destruction of personal property over $1,000. That is a felony! Good luck to you Carrie. I hope you had fun trashing the truck and your cell mates are nice people.