Why No Lights for Christmas?

I don't need them! You see my dear neighbors have enough for everybody. We don't need heat either! The lights take care of that too! If you ever need to see the latest in Christmas lights, just come on down the cul de sac. It is sad to see the Boyz running in the yard at night with no direction due to the temporary blindness. I guess we will get use to the lost sea turtles too. As for the caribou which have made their way here, we will have to see about their status. I am serious if you have ever seen Christmas Vacation, you have seen my neighbors. Bless their little hearts as I get a sunburn going outside tonight.